And Joe Smith went to my office
Law class a funny name
sophomore, when the legal lesson, the teacher has a habit of our law, like the question before the question will repeat the question aloud.
Once being on the \Suddenly the teacher raised his voice and began to ask questions, all students are afraid to stare at the teacher, fear of being called, because the teacher a question instead of by name, it is a question of looking at the roster spots, so we do not need to head down.
\; a ban on the 25th! \people are looking at the whole classroom seating.
\did not come? \inexplicable laughter, teachers are also confused.
\let him come to me at the office! \what? on John Doe it, alas, they may request that kid to eat supper.
Joe Smith is lucky to escape a problem, the teacher added: \;
\the problem? \a sweat the.
\so useless it, so justifiably up.
\so and so did not come.
Then incumbent on me old TMD
1 a man going to the toilet, just had shut the door and be told next question: Do you come?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that this next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
Time next door asked: Why do you come ah?
he was very angry and said: shit ah! to why this can?!
next door asked, when you walked?
he thought: this man estimate is crazy! his chagrin wrote: pull left when!!
this time next asked: which will you come to me about it, okay?
the human heart surprise: CAO! original is gay!
he cursed the Road: You TMD to die, the metamorphosis!
next door said: Well, first hung it, will give you a hit in the past, I had a silly side to B! old TMD then incumbent on me!!
2 and a daughter the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, embraced like to do, is the kick came up. man fell to the ground crying, said: are the first 3, I bother anyone with such a difficult piece of glass home on What?
3
Ge to the toilet once, Ge You and your friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, come back, wet pants a chunk. a friend: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became well-known frequently. Friends: frequently? Ge: is not! often next to a man who sowed the sudden turn of urine shouted: \Ge You do! \; term wife Description: round, white, eat husband: hhhh wife goes on: is white, soft, and you ate last night to the! husband appears to be very anxious, blurted out: \; mimi! \ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless to discuss it with the driver, can I at the door, the next stop, the passengers should be dropped into slot of the money in his pocket? driver agreed. car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I stand in the door, on the first passenger said: \do not you ask, I said: \a Han, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. see I pretty much just getting him angrily: \. \at the door, the back of people get up the mountain, while in the car were anxious to start, so everyone rushes cried: \I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: \man, I fire, I say, you say I am not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, that you dig ah ~ I'll pull out the ID card was not reading
7 one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, girlfriend's phone call early that evening to go home for my birthday, congratulations, but also has given me surprises! heard the good news! I work up today is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a lonely one soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao beans, green beans, peas ) and radish soup. no way, am running a client, the stomach has long been the cuckoo's call and has to go to a broader market and a large pan of beans Rouchao three radish soup, eat it! did not expect temporary work, and I The stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began intense piston! flash, a Unit of gas from the gathering rush rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place no one, stomach started or embarrassed to sing softly, but soon became a barrage of puff puff do ring! good belly up ah! but is this time, but called his girlfriend, said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, and hope that she will not see me like this piece of embarrassed ah! hh on the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. nearing home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think we should What will not be a problem. far to see the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She shouted, \wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. \chair, and I swear not to peek. Suddenly, I feel want to fart up. is precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. it be cured of my life! I found the excuse that too chaotic for her to another room to pick up the phone! she Quefei blindfolded I can not reveal the cloth, but also I swear! go after the phone in another room. she left, I would seize the opportunity to weight of the body to move a leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang was not only loud, it smells like a rancid odor emitted eggs. I can hardly breathe, so I found the cushion , straining to around violently, attempting to fan away the unpleasant odor. As I just feel better when another fart again. I took up the legs up! it sounds like a diesel engine Rapid rotation of the sound, but this time the smell was even more unpleasant. in order not to suffocate me with arms waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell will soon be dissipated. is to be back to normal in all the time, another fart has the impulse came not wait. So I stood up, bent down, his ass back up top Jue! put it out. This was truly claim Pifang class, even newspapers have been blown behind to the ground. my ear to listen to another room talking to his girlfriend's voice, because the promise to abide do not peek, I can not open the eye, can only keep lying fart in the dark, in order to quickly put all the gas in the stomach discharge, not to make the house more stinky! I untied the waistband belt, underwear and trousers to fade into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the entire bottom all out into the balcony and started to fart crazy sensational hh, ah! better around! after, I was dancing in the chaos swarming with cushions fan, pray that shares can be quickly dispersed odor hh, so, in the next down within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly hops cushions, finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better ! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, with a smile waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she came closer, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend played her first phone to me so long to apologize, and then asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl in my eyes cloth, and I said, \This is my table of five units in the good sisters, and on the balcony of which six are my best friend at school! \girls are sitting around the kitchen table across from me, but the balcony is standing behind a pile of others, they are to participate in this I am very surprised birthday party. Now, they take one every face kinds of unspeakable expression of looked at me like a Martian find a mouth slander hhhhhh
8 dog has jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, trying to sail to eat, the master suddenly shouted, : If you dare to how that kind of chicken, I like you how! then the next dog licking chicken butt
9 female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday on the bus, carrying a worn very Yan young woman. there is a satyr on the later, standing behind her, back and forth and her body contact. woman was furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car was quiet, after a few seconds of boring the colored man replied: 1 J8 was the car laughing raucously. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then get off one station to the satyr the
10 shopping suddenly feel a stomach pain, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to use a toilet to use, but why is can not find searched the first floor, so I went to two upstairs, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but that one bathroom door close to the * trouble and needed repairs, do not use *, I really could not help myself, control him on March 7 21, Anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzai squatted on towards the toilet, wolf in sheep hh thrilled!! the end, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner time is also filled with visitors, said just downstairs , how suddenly deserted it?? even the waiters and reception are all gone hh So I approached the counter, and asked: \the waiter would come up from the bar crowd, and speak: \. He broke into homes in search of food and a money, only to find a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed and tied him to a chair. and then he in turn tied his wife in bed, and a long way kissed her neck, then walked into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: \long, have not seen a woman for many years, from the way he kisses your neck to see that. If he wants to have sex, do not resist, do not complain, as he said to do, no matter how torn you are to meet his demands. He must be very dangerous, if he was angry, then we may be killed. You have to hold on, baby, I love you. \Instead, speak softly in my ear. He told me he was gay, and he think you're cute, and asked my family have Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You have to hold on, baby, I love you.
Japanese.
Japanese soldiers are color, so King Tong Jun, color will do that thing, so it is called the Japanese, was defeated not do it, only themselves, so called from the Wei force, since the lieutenant was on his, so called Japanese .
He believed that true love
The world's funniest joke
recommend who said bad joke of the world's best laugh of what you probably have not heard, a friend told me a short joke. But you must be prepared: the first First, look around, when this joke to some people; second, from the hospital near!
day, my friend told me that joke, I was Xiaofan, and later as stomach pain and into the hospital too . doctor before surgery to me and asked me why I laugh in such a way ah, I'll tell him that joke. After the laughter did not think he heard more than the last spit a lot of foam, unable to save, was dead! < br> I really thought this could be it happened. many cases like this, we do not want to happen, always happen; us every day looking forward to the things that did not happen. But once happened, we have to assume consequences, indeed, the original of people alive, that is, do not want what happened to their unwillingness to bear the consequences, indeed, the boring, the thought here I just wanted to die, die properly? can I want to die does not work, at least temporarily not work, because the doctor told my lover that I manslaughter.
confused, the court had. judge to prosecutor outlined the case, What actually very simple, that I told a joke, the doctor listened to laugh pumping, and later died laughing. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge let me tell that joke out of negligent homicide by a jury in the end the fact that elements of compliance. even though I studied law, but I have some worry, I'm afraid I tell this joke after the \; not responsible. \I had finished, the court boiling, and some people laugh rapped, it was laughed rolling on the ground, clutching his belly laugh was Shijin pain tears me looked hh, or that the judge found that the old man seasoned, moving, steadily doing in there, close their eyes meditatively. I was heart the admiration ah, you see people as judges and Zan as a lawyer is not the same dignity that chaos, poised.
then I know He died that day, I heard this joke all the people who later died laughing the.
So I became an instant celebrity. television reporter to interview me, asking what I am saying in the end is a joke, so powerful. I calm, I know that if the stress out of the public may constitute a violation, if there is any idle nothing give me a social activist groups to collective action, I can not stand. So I face the TV camera and said something words to the effect that: reason is always a lie, faith is always masturbating. it's obviously do not understand it, but I saw it, and reflect the little girl soon, can not let the audience see that she is not stupid? she Lianlian Cheng Road, and later went so far as squeeze a few drops of tears! In fact, I do not know, but then why is a gimmick? the most persevering, I can not stand this woman's tears, especially beautiful women, and the results I act decisively, with a moment that I would like to put this joke exclusive coverage and the rights to her.
the program was broadcast in the country caused great repercussions. Many in the audience asked at frequent intervals. I did not expect, some mysterious plain-clothes suddenly broke into my bedroom one night, my then pull the pull even drag a dark room. after a long, suddenly a bunch of light shine in my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes, shocked, because it is in front of me who is the country The only possible with well-known people like me.
president clearly did not intend to say, he only told me to scratch my general account of the purpose is very simple, so I recorded this a joke, and then get inside a hostile country to the Middle East dictator there, die laughing him. I say no, this is a political murder, even more critically, it has clearly exceeded the highest executive president as head of the authority, without congressional approval, is unconstitutional of. President grabbed my collar, my carry her up to the roar: \The first case is the Constitution that the difficult background, so I agreed to his request, but I made my joke is weapons of mass killing, not against, and for civilians. President promised, so little room in that I put that joke recorder. I see a faint ghost laugh, Mr. President, I knew then that is over, the politicians really not the thing. Sure enough, two weeks later, the President announced that a joke I have mastered the key technology and successful trial in the desert areas (successful laughable the 713 death row.) This news has created a stir in the international arena, many countries panic, some have told us the President dissenting politicians in other countries have stepped down, the international Junshixuejia also to the effect of this phenomenon had a name \seeking refuge in that country. So we had between the \, and the Middle East, a terrorist organization does not know how to steal my joke that technology, hijacked our national television, put that joke to the National Broadcasting hh
been an unprecedented destruction of civilization, people have no future confidence. co United States had held Assembly of Heads of major countries around the world, and finally result in a world made an important sign of the birth of a major decision: will the future of the February 14, is set to Fool's Day. As a People on the day everything has a watch, all know is false, no one really, it's enough. the joke, they are like any other one would not believe, as a non-lethal. I
60 years have passed,
I also have more than 80 years old.
before I left this world,
I think as a witness of history,
need to tell you a joke .
fact, that day my friend told me to
this joke quite simple,
very short, the sentence:
He said he believed that true love.
Lai is also a good flight attendants
There was once a mouse that he was looking for a wife, but always can not find. Then one day he was pleased to talk to his friend: \brothers and sisters lead to let us see. \Ha ha! which you do not understand. My wife is a stewardess good Lai ah! \
What gear to find
Some time ago to learn to drive, and a lot of jokes, speaking out extracts of tea after a meal is a dash of humor fills to laugh it off.
Day. Student in a position not to the other place it temporarily call him B-jun, gentleman is native of Guangxi, playing small talk, and some of the Mandarin word bit unclear. everyone in the Pao Lu, suddenly he was to see everyone, and asked coach: \\Shu and Su can not distinguish.
have a new student just move on, always bow to look for when Guadang file, then the total Roar coach saw him, not to see, one day to the road, driving his turn linked to block another bow, a coach he played, not looked down again, the coach shouted hang two block, this man This is just great, not linked to the East looking West, touch the second block, coach Youhou: \\
Two sections whip
Mother jokes - giant funny
Published :2007-01-30 19:04:02 Click: 0
Jay
mom is a mom and fans, just look at China's first A A A A. Kasai, Jay live singing nunchakus. I came home, my mom came running excitedly,
Mom: Today's opening of one old football red stars singing.
me: Who?
old Mother Saotou: name forgot.
me: That what songs?
mom to Saotou.
me: forgot the pic.
mother cried trying to think: to think of it , called the two parts whip!
I collapsed.
mom and working relationship between the news network
I travel frequently. mom to make the work environment in the block I was able to keep up with the forms, keep up with the times. So every time I go home have forced me to be heard by her anchor collected from newspapers and television news. but she did not know that the Internet has and faster than she knows. So I just pretended not to know each so against her enthusiasm.
good pain ah!
mother's logic when talking
mother seems a bit short. In winter, I wash the head, mom to see my wet hair, on the I said quickly with a fan blowing wind, to prevent the common cold.
I understand what she meant is that I can hairdryer.
on the ground have stolen something, my mom told me that smoking a smoke with hair dryer .
I understand what she meant is to use vacuum cleaner.
Mom, you are old do not have Alzheimer's good cutting.
add my friend's mom
my friend Beijing Shanghai mixed, mom from Beijing. always send a short message is inexplicable.
day, friends, his mother received a short message.
son, has the media was chaotic, you are a person in Shanghai to be careful.
friends wonder , What does this mean, text messaging to ask questions.
mother replied: tell you the truth it, not allowed to see three pian.
friends kick back.
microwave cooking, Mom said: Open the stove.
sleep, use the electric blanket, Mom said: Open the stove.
bath electric heating, Mom said: Open the stove.
dark, Mom said: do not see things clear, open the oven!
my mom threatened me: you dare to stay long-haired kid I Baguang it to you to see!
Another time my mother to eat when he was: XX, your memorial today will not go .....( I want to say to the parents.
sudden, large summer feel so cold ah ~~~~~~~< br> Now think of it, or to a cold
hungry mom is the kind of black hole skull, you can not tell her what she would forget millionth of a second. remember the last time out to send her a new mobile phone models (because the screen bigger for her farsightedness), the results It took the whole family (including my cat of 5) turns a two-week bombing type of intensive education, she finally learned how to answer the phone the (simply to press a button) wild spurting ~!
then, she phones No. tell everyone, and then continue to answer the phone, then someone Send PM to her, and then I told her it was to him a message, she was very excited and seized the mobile phone
mother, \also give him the message back to you? \Rights for everyone to stay Mania it. \on the menu of paper thrown into bags. attendant cold ... speechless ... next ... we laugh, Mom said: \! \telephone, found not call (junction box had been soaked in water a), burst crazy cold, like this next over, the outside world can not be contacted (table was her cell phone). stumbled fell in the water, a huge vase broken .... after a proudly: \have \small town just opened KFC, what Mom said that delicious? crazy expensive to eat enough food, not as good as at home eating a bowl of rice ... N days after the mother returned home, his face told me enjoy the satisfaction colleagues go out today and enjoy the KFC, two people eat more than 60 yuan, a good full oh .....< br> to teach my mom to use chat software QQ, I said that if the online friends, then head lit, light is not online. Mom asked that he never said he was not why I know? ... wait a second estimate also felt more sorry for the re-ask the question: his light on me What are the benefits??? me cold to Death ...^_^< br> Even my mom's favorite movie star is Andy Lau, and once, even accidentally had a slip of the mouth called it: the old man. actually ordered clean up the toilet, 555,555 ... then understand mother of the sacred idols.
mom not very good ears, and he likes to ride everywhere, white, day television news said, \She flew one in the kitchen: What? eggplant fried? a giant cold
say something even a mom. Mom typing is Wubi, the halo ah! I do with intelligence ABC. One day I was online , Mom took over a newspaper, said to me, \! \urine Oh!!
5555555555555555, little girl is my name friends!! (dog called Tintin)
my mother said, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You can dye your hair dyed black, but can only ~
mother and asked the Democratic
I was hungry Mom: Mom, I want to eat dumplings.
mother: at home there, as well as bread, turnip bread delicious.
me: it radish steamed it.
mother came running after a moment: If you must eat dumplings non-case, I am willing to give your dumplings. I looked at her: well, eat dumplings!
my friends call me to outside shower, me and my mom was about ready to go.
Unexpectedly, she thought for a moment came and I said that X is outside the epidemic, got incredible. call your friends to our home to wash! < br> I .......< br> time my mother on the kitchen cooking, my father and mother told me to watch football
:**~(** represent my name)
I say: Caesar is a matter with the ~ ~
mother said: Jiaonibaba to
father was headed for the kitchen, one will come back to see, one minute less than
mother told me :**~< br > I say: Caesar and something of the ~ ~
mother said: Jiaonibaba to
my father headed for the kitchen, one will be returned, less than a minute
mother told me: ** ~ My father said: You Go, burn together look .......< br> My mother never called my father's name, close called him \every time I pass ... and then she would keep me What to do things she accompanied, thin, I have no way dad, and infinite compassion father of ....< br> And my mother also spoke very vague, cooking me in the past that brought you to that, I then handed him the salt, she said not this is that, I handed him another MSG, she said that Asia is not that!! I handed him the soy sauce, she I am a white, say how stupid you ... Finally, I know told me to bring thermos toilet, she would boil up.
I also said that one of today's mom to buy me clothes, she I said: \> Even friends mom is a primary school teacher, one morning at school to see Thank you for using a small student (kind of cute long Ha) asked him: what did you call? little guy said: I called the Little Ming. at school, in school asked if they also see the side of small clear: what did you call? little guy thinks for a moment: a teacher, I am called the Little Ming Ming afternoon also called the Little! Oh ~
me and my friends go out to sing ~
I Mom called me asking me why I said it ~ ~
my mom singing it: Oh, look to find something cheaper Miss ~ security ~
I Kuangyun hh
my mother every time to see a little familiar female singer asked me: this is not that black tears down people? (meaning that Winnie Hsin's \Jay Small eyes, better sex is not the same as the two men, I can distinguish.
gf mother to say the things I used to it. her first chicken with mom willing to go to her mother ordered drinks and Chinese package, finished her mother said, now the staple of the bar, a bite, I will bowl of fried rice got. She told me later, I am laughing!!
even mother strongly disagreed I dyed the back of my happily she tugged to say: look at my hair dyed red, with the benefit of the same GONG! my mom halo hh
just have text messaging, she was pleased to call: xx give me message a! even looking at her mop Shunzui A: That information you gave her back ah! just finished, wanted to delete their own two ears relentlessly. really hh \me why that mouth?!
yesterday, even is, and gg chat, because home heating foot, wearing a skirt on, nest in the chair, even the maid pass by and see and say: You see your stomach on that meat, how are you there like? I Kuangyun hh (I'm not fat, but also to say cn)
Khan hh
even mom will often do the words that you are hungry anti
, my mother bought you a dog specially heat!
pot is now fashionable to play sand ball you?
grown doubled in the cold dish into the fridge (microwave) in a micro-micro.
to throw your dad's dirty socks to the microwave go! strange hender!
take Dunbu sweep the floor!
series soon began to help me open about computers.
I had a good job, so proudly, boasted to buy buying a car. I said: Mom, I Niubi a!
mother happy why not the mouth. So I Pidianpidian to go wash your face. Soon, mom hand wipes, hand chopper went before me. Mom: daughter ah, you know what your name? I'm a grab mom's hand, with a slightly trembling voice: Mom, you deceive me so many years, is finally telling the truth with my friends! Dad while laughing.
Jeff Chang on TV once in concert, my mom simply said, staring at a half-day reading: \travel to Lushan, before dinner at home. my mother (my cousin): food to eat, eat out of the pot into the fridge to Sheng.
Cousin: hh (silent in)
I : the rice bowl in the fridge waiting for you wash?
family: laughing raucously hh
mom I barely watch TV.
I'm watching it, \.
few minutes later, Mom said, \account, like that, ah, get embarrassed and others, I have explained. In particular, MM gave me the phone, because she received more hears familiar voices, and every time I talk a long time MM, I no way connected. once I really worried, and said: Mom, let me let you in the end after listening to! not say so long ah! she said, pointing at me; I do, Do not worry! (giant sweat. She's the matter? )
there some time ago to say my mother did not know why Mandarin, so provides only speak Mandarin at home, otherwise she would ignore us, no problem I can really take my dad's Mandarin syrup, my mother no better and to hear the exchange is like two people to Mars, that Jia! later my mother told me: The father of Putonghua is not Leise ah, the next he was lying your a tall, or I do not help him to salt any more. ( This is the original, then, is that the way to Shanghai, then directly translated into Mandarin accent, I hear violence Khan, to imagine that she and my father with the words, both of them the earth is how to communicate? again violence Khan! < br> My mother told me recently been scolded her after giving birth to me, my dad is how to not care about her, I have trouble hear always the same thing on these see. I said: Well, do not say father, ah, you are not very good, ah!
her: The ah! If you have half of your father to me good on it! then began to reprove me not, day and night from the hour marquis regardless of the beginning to the recent rush to her computer (she wants the computer play the stock market). I do not succeed: Mom, Shannon, or tell my father it!
even shopping with my mom to see s & k ad, she was referring the f4 wrote: This is not the two Tsinghua it? (mother mean Shuimunianhua) I vomit blood back Shiyou hh passing this ad, she looked at Week fishermen say: Jordan Chan, right?! I fainted a!
Mom to retire, even afraid of her boredom, proposed a dog, was rejected: I wait on wait on you, but to also wait on it?! No way!
that raise birds? \The full house hair?! \full of expectation, hoho in the end is what celebrities? \\br> There are a.
I went to the field before the church my mother typing, so my mother has been a daily email.
mother once told me that she used the Internet I have to play 80 Lianzhong ID, probably are with the family very well, in the chat areas of the home is ask my mother (because I was a woman head): How old are you? mother replied: \.
finally even his aging mother church playing mahjong on the computer the first time her hands, a good card in touch, we are loudly called up, which Hu said Zhang win anything like a sudden even his aging mother extremely serious and he simply said: boo ~ ~ ~ ~ Keep it down, do not let them hear, and finished on the screen pointed to several MM, then I almost never weighs the past.
night suddenly burst ringtone awakened chagrined take up to listen, to take my mother said: good to say hello to his uncle, was wondering ing, to hear TWO meow, and then hear the mother's voice, how I grandson good bar. I really want to die of heart was all the.
my mother telling me I have fat, then do not give me food ~~~~~ Then I lost a lot of the time, I could not bear to eat her box and cox, Why leave money down
she urged me all day to find the boyfriend looks like Lee Hom. I asked her why, she said she liked my dad is going to become like that, so she had to pin their hopes on me a ~~~~< br> she suddenly ran into my room one day: \then, children, are ignorant, will catch the trend. grow up then we'll talk later. \Mom is a family of strong storms.
last time I cold medicine should be two, non-mom let me eat three, I asked why the answer was: \film, you have to eat three of. \Even dyed hair and a few months, and one day, my mother surprised: your hair ye a little lean?
I miss my mother, laughing and crying reading this posted in the morning there are impulses to the mother calls Unfortunately, she went to play mahjong, even her mother a lot of very interesting things even Nirvana.
mother is very thin, very thin, I wear pants no less than a full can choose to wear, every time my mother's favorite bath in front of me jumping around, I chose to show off her legs .5555555555555
This is the most against me. I said that I put on weight in a foreign country, she was immediately sent me a weight loss drug, can not figure out what I eat good things.
also feel uncomfortable listening to most of the most strange thing is that I go home for Christmas, leaving the mother mind heavy in my ear that you people over there to really take good care of you, you really want to hh hh hh or if that case is to use sets of hh hh
I suddenly Kuangyun ah, I do not know is shaking his head or nod, feeling as if her mother has already done the worst very indignant to say so.
do not know much on to see my mother again, and would like the world of Mom and Dad healthy and happy!
ADIDAS always liked the stuff, the old with the old natural mother communication, encouraged her to buy me. has been attempted.
day mom just inexplicable super good mood, that can buy me what I like what Arloa brand of something, I was about to take the words are not ADIDAS, results Mom suddenly realized like say ~: \I miss home, call home, would like to say What, then her dad, and mom to chat for a while saying that they wanted to speak, her father said, do your mother mahjong, no time to process your fear. L used to say that it does not matter the next repeat. L results beyond the expected, her mother to say who actually seized the phone I did not empty, my daughter, hey, of course, have the time to speak!
L was about to move, just listen to side of the phone came ~ \to have a lights-out before Kugua Lian ....< br> The most cold is my friend B (female) mother, her daughter's hobby is to see QQ chat, chatting is the daughter ... she looked at the results coincided B and her BF sweet CHATTING, her mother took her students pulled down the chair, forced to use QQ to the man made a piece of information ----\
Relatives say the city does not
Farmers donkey into the city, encountered rogue, rogue asked: do not eat? Farmers say eat, rogue said: I asked the donkey. Farmer heard this, he turned on the donkey is the two ears: He *, the city with relatives do not say!
doctor asked how did you fracture, you said: I think the shoes are sand, shaking on the leaning pole shoes, I shake ah shake hh * to have him here, thought I was stupid after electric shock , and then took a stick gave me two sticks!
fox monkey Q: do you think an elephant fart play a song for that? fox said: nonsense, Leo's Desiring r l Bai! this turtle head when the trial Chu said: I *, I thought it was his mother when r l engine, then!
frogs and kangaroos to visit prostitutes *, Kangaroo San Liangxia bin, heard next door all night, \! January 23 Hey! January 23 Hey! \
Chen Shui-bian never tell the truth
1, Lee Teng-hui, Lien Chan, Chen Shui-bian visited with the helicopter ride. Lee said: \Yuan continues, then there are two people very happy. Chen Shui-bian said: \; Why not throw themselves, so that 2100 people are happy then?
2, President Chen Shui-bian hopes to improve his reputation, you want to issue a stamp with his portrait over the issue ..... more than a month later, Chen Shui-bian inspected to see if sales want to ask to see how ..... bian: \complain stick is not strong! \This is not sticking very close it? \night, President Chen to go and Jane to buy supper. The results met the road, holding a gun to robber robber h-bian said: \\and other high officials to join a meeting, the results chain reaction accident occurred, sent to Hospital, reporters got wind of it .... a little rushed to hospital, doctor came out, and the reporter quickly asked, \\; Oh ... have not saved ... \President Chen Shui-day visit to the mental hospital of a home, all had to stand in the corridor cheered, Chen Long live! Chen Long live! only one patient's face was expressionless, the president back from the dead. Chen Shui-bian to see, so asked the president said: \Unfortunately, overturned in the mountain road, is working farmland old farmer saw this, they rushed to the scene of the accident, but the people on board are killed off, so he dug a pit to a few politicians have buried. After a few days, the police responsible for the accident investigation found that the old farmer, asked him a few politicians gone, the old farmer said, had been buried, the police quickly asked: \; farmer replied: \you know Yvonne Chen Shui-bian never tell the truth ....
A 50 million bet
One day, an old * over seventy years of age carrying a huge bag, shuffling into the New York xx Manhattan savings bank. She went to the counter, the cashier on the front pocket, said, \To save money, which is 50 million in cash. \But you old life savings in cash? \Body salute Road, \two meat ball turned into the box, you will lose decrepit 500 000, if still as before, decrepit dig to you 50 million, how? \decrepit not joke, really do not Xiang Man, this is the case with pockets of 500,000 won. \\bow to touch the crotch from time to time to test something. home, it is always Tuoku see as a result, could not sleep one night, and good in the two bombers had been Yuangun as ever. The next day, the class president all the way to touch the crotch . sitting in the office, still keep pinching Goo 10:30 coming to see it on the meat ball is round, five hundred thousand U.S. dollars at your fingertips! 10:30 a to, the old * child smiling on time and to also brought a romantic and dashing young man, age about thirty-something. the old * child, said, \you today to lose the old. \the letter. \\Fan, calmly got up and said, \, cross-Peng Pengpeng the young lawyer to head against a wall, and looked miserable. President hurriedly asked: \cried: \! \